jokes

Tech support and Cuistomer:

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."



HEAVEN:

A woman sadly tells her husband: We will not be together in heaven as we may die at different times my dear.

After a pause her husband replied; my dear that is why the place is known as 'Heaven'.


Paper boy and tip

venkat asked his wife: Did your leave a tip for the boy who delivers our paper?
His wife replies: Yes, dear. I put some of it in the bushes, some of it on the roof, and some of it in the front yard.

Appa Rao:

Two explorers, Subba Rao and Appa Rao going through the jungle, then a ferocious lion jumped out in front of them.Subba Rao whispered to Appa Rao to keep calm and then said do you remember that we read in the book on wild animals which says "If you stand absolutely still and look the lion straight in the eye, he will turn tails and run away,"

Appa Rao: "Fine. You’ve read the book, I’ve read the book, but has the lion read the book?"

Pichaiah and Pichi Doctor:

Pichaiah: Oh, doctor, I have terrible troubles. I do hope that you can help me
Pichi Doctor: Now calm down. Just lie down on the couch and tell me all about your troubles.
Pichaiah: Well, doctor, I have a duplex penthouse apartment in New York and a summer house on the beach at the Hampton. I drive a Rolls-Royce, and my wife drives a Jaguar. My two boys go to the best private school in the city. We belong to three very swanky clubs, and every year I manage to spend a month in Europe.
Pichi Doctor: These things are very wonderful, but let’s get down to your basic problem.
Pichaiah: I was just getting to it, doctor. You see, I only make $100 a week!